Erik Bjurström wrote an interesting narrative about exploring the underground lake of Ain Hith, Saudi Arabia:
...I began to feel uneasy; if we lost visibility now, our situation would be dangerous. My partner had considerable less diving experience and seemed unaware of the danger. The situation rapidly went from bad to worse. Before I could signal to him to turn back, he started to crawl through the opening making violent kicks with his fins. In an instant all visibility had gone. We were left groping in a milky soup. There was no way of judging direction. Only the rope leading upwards, white in the torch-beam, offered a chance of returning safely...
There is a piece of property near me where the owner keeps a good sized group of goats. It is listed as "farmland" so the taxes are low. The guy is sitting on a gold mine when he decides to sell it for development. Meanwhile it is a true curiosity.
Two Texas goat ranchers are riding along the fence that separates their property. They come upon a goat with it's head stuck in the fence. Rancher Billy Bob jumps off his horse and starts f*cking the goat with gusto. Billy Bob hollers to Rancher Joe Bob "You want some of this action?", Joe Bob says "Sure do, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?"
Isn't it amazing! The government can track 2 million + GOATS but can't find the illegal aliens that enter on visas and don't leave. Maybe time to start putting tracking chips in all visa visitors.
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Goat re-baaaaaa-llion, of course.