Guess This Mystery Object!

How come phalluses are always found "buried in caves"? And how can I get mine buried there? Also, I thought it was something to eat in my last post--does that mean I'm subconsciously gay?

Guessed right by Martin (who's too polite to say what it is) in just 50 minutes after posting. Blurted out by David an hour later. After numerous racy comments were deleted, I'd have to say that the best wise ass comment is by Miss Cellania.

Here's the answer: link.

I have to find far more obscure things for you guys to guess.

phallus found in a German cave about 28,000 years old was buried in the famous Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm in the Swabian Jura. 25 july 2005

My bet is that it is the penis, or "boner" of a large mammal, such as a walrus.

ditto! it's a dildo...