The Chinese named a dynasty after it.

Fake fun. Probably rehearsed. Look at all the camera angles and the forced laughter.

Anyone punched by Superman should immediately consult a psychiatrist, preferably a krypton psychiatrist.

Unbearably sad.

Lawyers look forward to these.

Perhaps there is a very good aesthetic reason that "Hubba Hubba" is not much heard any more.

Buy a fire extinguisher.

Sturgeons Law:
90% of everything is crap.
Govett's Corollary:
Nobody agrees upon the same 90%.

Isn't Bleeding Man the festival in Nevada each summer?

The chiropractor bills add considerably to the cost.

That plexiglass screen on the goal works well.

Your college education was not wasted.
Kudos.

It's a frame job, obviously.

Nature is more beautiful than any city.

Move manufacturing overseas --> No need for engineers
Mirabile dictu!

When your country's international contribution is to "Let the other blokes make the human and financial sacrifices necessary to maintain the international system," it's no wonder you are happy.
I refer you to Sweden and Switzerland for confirmation.

Unspeakably nightmarish.

..............................................................................................................................Think.ahead

No need to become hysterical.
The worst plague kills only about half of the people among whom it's endemic.
That's the value of genomic variety in a population.

Scissors kick went out long ago. Try the Fosbury flop (with cushions).

And if you don't go into the cafe, they don't put a wristband on you.
What a system!

More precisely, the cockroaches that liked sweets died, leaving those that didn't.

And it you step in water?

;

Sounds like an adult wrote the narrative.

Exposure to external bacteria is necessary to develop our immune systems.
Sanitize the world at your peril.

What's left?
I'm wasting my life!
I'll regret it.

However unpleasant life becomes, most Venezuelans will fail to draw the obvious conclusion:
Socialism destroys societies.

Blend the food and drink together and dehydrate the mixture.
You can carry a little cube home, where you can rehydrate it
Yummy!
Plus it has the benefit of being partially predigested.

This assumes that no new jobs are created.
Enabling technologies create many new jobs.
Certainly there would be fewer, but they would be created.