"nice" is a word never associated with either Korea.

I remember when, immediately after receiving his draft notice, Cassius Clay suddenly became a Muslim and claimed exemption from military service.
I have always wondered what happened to the poor guy who was drafted in place of this draft dodger. Was he wounded or killed?

Given the meaning of the homophone "merkin," the name "Murkin" is perhaps inappropriate.

What the flying hell is a Ph.D. in science?
Is that all sciences?

Can an unknown object ever be lost?

Who is the mystery man who took the photo?
Inquiring minds want to know.

Pseudo-Mayan

Fruity French berets.
Cowboy hats were better.
Darth Vader helmets would be best.

It's an established fact that every guy who finds a girl grows old and dies.
You've been warned.

Don't overlook the little islands in the Gulf.

Girls have more boys, too.

Ridiculous. The car is perfectly safe. Not the passenger, however.

No mention of the most important book: The Bible.
How about the telephone book?

The good news is that the numbers are octal, not decimal.
Whew!

American lawyers would love these.