Like any bar with live music, the Chalmun's Cantina, our favorite hangout at Mos Eisley, must hold auditions for live acts every once in a while. What kind of talent does that wretched hive of scum and villainy attract? The likes of Rick Springfield, Weird Al Yankovic, Lisa Loeb, Reggie Watts, and other alien species you will recognize. Which one should end up playing in the new trilogy? College Humor presents their contribution to the Star Wars Day celebrations. -via Viral Viral Videos