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Deluxe Toupee

Tiffany — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 16:03:03 +0000

A fall chill is in the air. Are you a follicly challenged individual afraid of getting a head cold? You need the Deluxe Toupee from the NeatoShop. This realistic synthetic hair will help keep your noggin comfy, but not overly toasty like a winter hat. As a added bonus this amazing rug includes self-adhesive tape to prevent slippage.

The NeatoShop also carries a large selection of Mustaches to keep your upper lip from getting too chilly.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more hilarious Gag Gifts & Pranks.

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Rug Cop: The Movie Action Hero Who Uses His Toupee as a Weapon

John Farrier — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 00:07:58 +0000

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From the same people who brought you The Squid Wrestler comes a new action hero: The Rug Cop. A scientific experiment gone wrong gave an aging detective amazing toupee powers. With his supernatural hairpiece, Rug Cop battles crime in the mean streets of Tokyo.

via WTF Japan, Seriously?!

Agassi’s Wild Hair in the 1990s? Yep, a Wig!

Alex — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:08:10 +0000

Remember the wild hair of Andre Agassi in the 1990s? Yep, you guessed it: a wig!

"I asked myself: you want to wear a toupee? On the tennis court? I answered myself; what else could I do?"

But the wig began to disintegrate as he took a shower the night before the Paris final — "probably I used the wrong hair rinse," Agassi writes.

He panicked and called his brother Philly into the room. Together, they managed to clamp the wig together using clips and pins.

Agassi, 39, writes: "Of course I could have played without my hairpiece, but what would all the journalists have written if they knew that all the time I was really wearing a wig?

"During the warming-up training before play I prayed. Not for victory, but that my hairpiece would not fall off.

"With each leap, I imagine it falling into the sand. I imagine millions of spectators move closer to their TV sets, their eyes widening and, in dozens of dialects and languages, ask how Andre Agassi’s hair has fallen from his head."

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(Photo: AFP/EPA)

Reindeer’s Antlers Toupee

Alex — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 19:21:17 +0000

Shaggy the reindeer lost his antlers but that didn’t stop him from strutting his stuff in a Christmas performance: his owner, Trevor Hill, made him an antler toupee!

The two-and-a-half-year-old reindeer lost his horns because of
raging hormones produced during the mating season this year.

They fell off three weeks ago, just before he was due to star in Christmas performances in front of thousands of excited children. But rather than disappoint the children with an odd-looking version of one of Santa’s pets, a bizarre new solution was found. [...]

Mr Hill revealed the festive animal had lost his confidence after he fist lost his antlers, where they are kept in Tenbury Wells, Herefordshire. He said: "People don’t even notice that it’s on there – the mark of a good toupee.

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