If “love will tear us apart”, then we’ll surely be left in one piece by this newest Disney oddity-the Mouse that helped create an empire meets the cover art of Joy Division’s album Unknown Pleasures in their newest t-shirt design.

Seeing designs like this coming out of the Mouse Factory makes me wonder if Disney’s design crew think about the subtexts relayed by their images, or if they see a hot trend happening and just follow right along. What’s next-emo Mickey complete with lame haircut and mascara?

–via DesignTAXI

Family Shmamily … I’m Here For The Turkey T-shirt – $9.95

Can we talk turkey? Is there a little holiday secret you need to get off your chest? You need the Family Shmamily … I’m Here For The Turkey T-shirt from the NeatoShop. This design is also available on sweatshirts and hoodies in case your family doesn’t think you are funny and makes you eat outside.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Thanksgiving tomfoolery and Chris Murphy designs!

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Stock Market, The Ride T-shirt – $9.95

It’s been an interesting day on Wall Street.  In honor of today’s events we present to you the Stock Market, The Ride t-shirt from the NeatoShop.  Here’s hoping that tomorrow is a better day.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more depressingly funny T-shirts.

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Unicorn Poop T-Shirt – $14.95

Do you know someone who is crazy about unicorns? Get them the Unicorn Poop T-Shirt from the NeatoShop. It’s the gift that keeps on giving (we promise it won’t have the side-effects like Freddie Wong’s unicorn).

If you love this design be sure to check out more of Mike Jacobsen’s work at the NeatoShop!  We think you will love what you see!

My Kid’s Personal ATM – $9.95

This Mother’s Day show Mom how much you care by buying her a T-shirt from the NeatoShop. We know she will love the My Kid’s Personal ATM T-shirt.  In fact, we think she will be so touched by your fabulous gift that she won’t think twice when you hit her up for a little cash to cover the bill.

Be sure to check out all the fantastic Mother’s Day gift ideas from the NeatoShop!

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Lie down on the couch and tell me what you’d get if you mash up a psychoanalyst with psychedelic rock music. No idea? How about a super comfy T-shirt from the NeatoShop. Bonus: take a close look at the cigar smoke …

Pink Freud T-Shirt | More Funny & One Liners T-Shirts | More Fun Freud Stuff

If your lover is a star lover (no, not the celebrity kind – the massive, luminous ball of plasma kind), then here’s the perfect T-shirt for you: The Romance of Radio Astronomy from the NeatoShop by Mark Heath of Nobrow Cartoons. Perfect for Valentine’s Day gift, too!

Like that? See more: Mark Heath T-shirts | Scientists Do It T-shirts | Science T-Shirts | Funny T-Shirts

Neatoramanaut lonewolfe13 won a t-shirt in the What Is It? contest. The Support Cloning shirt he selected from the NeatoShop lent itself well to this photography art project. The shirt fits all five of him! Link

Even Santa Claus gets the TSA treatment before flying! Today’s shirt at shirt.woot! is a creation of Neatoramabot designer Adam Koford.

When Adam “Ape Lad” Koford heard about the authorization of new, more invasive air security procedures, he was outraged… that the TSA never responded to his job application.

Link -via Laughing Squid

Allie Brosch, the mastermind behind Hyperbole and a Half, sends out entertaining but infrequent Tweets. This one was illustrated as a Twaggie, which (like all Twaggies) can be made into a t-shirt if you like. Link

The best Halloween costume is clever and easy! This t-shirt transforms with a flick of the wrist into a zombie mask -all you have to do is ask. Link

It was Star Wars Celebration V in Orlando, Florida, last week, so you know what this means: Star Wars cakes over at our pal Cake Wrecks and Star Wars geekery at Epbot! Check out what Jen has lined up for your viewing pleasure.

Here’s the perfect T-shirt for those who love corny jokes like:

Q: Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
A: Because they kept on saying "Bach, Bach, Bach"

From the NeatoShop: Link | More Funny T-Shirts, Science T-Shirts

Let’s see if you get the humor in this sweet cartoon of Why The Moon Hates The Beach by Mark Heath.

More T-Shirts by Mark over at the NeatoShop | Mark’s official website | Gallery at American Scientist

Go for stylishly dishevelled cool in Balmain’s olive green distressed detail cotton t-shirt. Work the runway look by teaming this statement staple with cargo pants and ankle boots for a luxe spin on utility chic.

It costs $1,625.  But you can try it on at home, and if it doesn’t fit “return shipping is free.”

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T-Shirt War is an impressive stop-motion film by Rhett McLaughlin and Link Neal. It depicts two men using alternating images on their shirts to battle and irritate each other. Paul Overton of DudeCraft predicts “If this thing isn’t a meme already, it will be soon.” I think that that’s a safe bet.

via DudeCraft | Official Website | Behind the Scenes Video

Here’s a T-shirt for your favorite stubborn person. Ever hear ‘em say "my way or the highway"? Well, tell ‘em to move to Easter Island!

Get a Mystery Bonus with every purchase of this Featured T-Shirt: Link | More Funny T-Shirts

"Behind every great man, there’s a great woman" isn’t exactly right. This T-shirt is closer to the truth: Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes!

From the Neatorama Shop: Link | More Funny T-Shirts (perfect for Christmas gifts!)

This Thanksgiving, after fighting the long lines at the airport, navigating the parking lot that used to be called freeways, and defusing family tension at the dinner table, everyone could use a little humor. So wear this T-shirt and hope that your family sees the humor in it and give you an extra serving of turkey!

From the Neatorama Shop: Link

Design by the talented Chris Murphy

Psst! Got a smart friend? Is he brainier than the average ursine? If so, here’s the perfect T-shirt: Brainier Than the Average Bear, only from the Neatorama Shop: Link

You’ve heard the common saying "Money is the root of all evil," and now it’s been conclusively proven with mathematical precision. From the Neatorama Shop: Link | More Geektastic Science T-Shirts

Ever been seduced by a geologist? No? Well, you can’t blame them – though they’re not well versed in seduction, they are experts in the art of subduction. Y’know, tectonic plate movements and such. And in case you’re going to get it on with a geologist, remember that subduction zones can result in absolutely volcanic … er, eruptions.

Design by Chris Murphy.

Available from the Neatorama Shop: Link – Don’t forget to check out our wide selection of Science T-Shirts and Scientists Do It T-Shirts

What do you get when you combine a certain 80s fad and sharks? Here’s a T-shirt designed by the always awesome Nathan Mazur of Scared of Bees and brought to you by MC Hammerhead, the hippest of all sharks. From the Neatorama Shop: Link

Yep, a t-shirt with a fully functional graphic equalizer embedded on the front. It changes with the music around you, and even reacts to conversation! $39.99 from Think Geek. Link -via Everlasting Blort

Remember, your boss can see what you put on your Facebook page! This t-shirt design by Hogboy was not selected for printing, but I got a laugh out of it! Link -via Gizmodo

Truth in labeling — this t-shirt tells readers exactly what chemical elements they can expect to find inside.

Link via Kinda Unique

I can practically hear my mother’s voice saying "if I told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times." Well, for this shirt, we’ve boiled the adage down to its mathematical terms.

Now buy the shirt, stand up straight and go clean your room! Link

More math and geektastic science T-shirts from the newly spruced up Neatorama Online Store (work in progress, mmkay?):

- Integral of 1/Cabin = Log Cabin
- Geometry is For Squares
- Math Puns are the First Sine of Madness
- I Love Math (in Queen’s English)

Along Adam himself, Shirt.Woot will feature three exceptionally talented artists: Mark Frauenfelder of Boing Boing and MAKE Magazine, R. Stevens, creator of the Diesel Sweeties webcomic, and Mitch "Spacesick" Ansara (of the "I Can Read Movies" series fame).

The first T-shirt is The Evil That Men Do Except Instead Of Men It’s A Kite, by Adam Koford:

Check it out here: Link – Thanks Adam, and good luck!

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.

It gets better from there. The manufacturer is not exactly pleased with the reviews. Link to story. Link to reviews. -via Fark

Swine flu is on everybody’s mind, so why not on their T-shirts as well? Neatorama illustrator Chris Murphy cooked up this hammy design that will surely get your friends and co-workers chuckling (though whether they’re chuckling because the shirt is funny or they’re nervous about swine flu is another matter).

And for those who’re sick and tired of hearing of the swine flu pandemic, how about a little pundemic? The cleverest pun in the comment (yes, I’m looking at you, Kalel) will win this T-shirt. Moral outrage is welcome (as long as it’s funny).

Link | Lots more fun Science T-Shirts

An Insatiable Greed: Bonus Time! - $9.95

First they engaged in risky business practices - including insuring trillions in risky derivatives, then their meltdown helped trigger the global economic crisis, then they asked for and got hundreds of billions in taxpayer's money in a government bailout. So, what do they do next for a job well done? Why, it's Bonus Time, of course!

What can you do? Get mad, and then get this T-shirt from Neatorama's Online Store: Link

Other T-shirts about The Economy:

Stock Market, The Ride	The $700 Billion Shirt	Good Marx, Bad Marx

The economy is tough out there for artists but we have good news for you: we are hiring freelance graphic designers to design nifty T-shirts for the Neatorama Online Store as well as a couple of models (male and female, a couple preferred) to showcase the T-shirts.

Both of these positions are part-time/freelance – you can work from your home (though we prefer that you be in the USA and 18-years-of age or older). Oh, and models get to keep the shirts after they’re done modeling ‘em

Please email Alex for more details – be sure to include this as the subject line "Neatorama T-Shirt Designer Application" or "Neatorama T-Shirt Model Application."

Thank you!

Update 3/18/09: Thank you to everybody who applied! We’re sifting through hundreds of qualified applicants now and will make our decision shortly.

Slave to Science T-Shirt – $9.95 (should’ve made this while I was a grad student!)

It’s been a while since we put up the best-selling I Survived The Large Hadron Collider T-shirt on Neatorama Online Store, but the wait is worth it.

Check out the new fun Science and Tech T-Shirt designs, including some timeless classics: Link

And if you like the science shirts above, don’t miss this new category of Scientists Do It … T-Shirts on Neatorama’s Online Store: Link

Hello, everyone! I’d like to let you know that we have a few new ambigram T-shirts on the Neatorama Online Store. Usually ambigrams are rotationally symmetric – but these ones are reflectionally special – they spell a different message when seen on the mirror! These ambigrams were designed by ambigram artists extraordinaire Naguib and Fadilah of Nagfa blog.

This one above, modeled by the lovely Barbara, is the Clever/Stupid Ambigram – an updated take on the classic "I’m with Stupid" T-shirt.

Take a look at the rest of the designs: Link

If you’ve seen the Japanese video on the fastest way to fold a t-shirt but (like me) still didn’t get it, here’s a great video that breaks it down step-by-step for the instructions-challenged (like me). Weird, and yet strangely cool in a geeky way.

From the Upcoming ueue, submitted by purpletiger.

Geeks Are Sexy Blog has a neat round-up of some of the geekiest T-shirts on the Net. They’re mostly oldies but goodies, and I think you can get them over at ThinkGeek or maybe do a search on Teenormous (I wish they were linked to the sellers): Link – Thanks Yan!

We’ve had our popular "I Love Science T-Shirt" designs in onesies and kids T-shirt sizes for a while now on Neatorama’s Online Shop, but I thought I’d post a heads up here to show just how cute my son Zachary is. He has just turned 1 year old not long ago.

Link: I Love Science in Onesies/Kids sizes – the perfect gift for your aspiring scientists!