Is There A Better Science Abstract Out There? Probably Not

Question: How do you summarize 10...  ..., thank you. Here's the best abstract of a science paper I've ever read (and, having studied bio...  ...d grad school, boy have I read a lot of science papers ): Link - via reddit

http://www.neatorama.com/2011/10/14/is-there-a-better-science-abstract-out-there-probably-not/