How Long Would It Take A Guinea Pig To Mow Your Lawn?

Have you ever wondered how long it would take...  ...long it would take your pet guinea pig to mow the lawn ? Me neither, but now that I think about it hav...  ...ink about it having an army of guinea pigs mow my lawn every day would be pretty freakin' cute, that is...  ...move in for an all-you-can-eat buffe...

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