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It was August 27, 1965. The greatest summit meeting in show business history was about to take place.

The Beatles had arrived in America in February of 1964. They had already met many singers, celebrities, and movie stars. Basically, all they had to do was request it, snap their fingers, and almost literally, anyone could be brought in for them to meet. But according to John Lennon, the leader of the band, there was only one person they had to meet. It was the King himself, Elvis Presley.

The meeting has been documented by several witnesses present, but as we all know, human memory can be fallible. But the following is, in general, what occurred that incredible evening. The first question, after the meeting was agreed to, was who would come to whom? It was quickly agreed upon that the Beatles -the “new kids on the block”- would go to Elvis’ house in Bel Air and pay homage to the King.

After smoking a joint in their limo to calm their nerves, the Beatles pulled up to Perugia Way and were greeted at the door. It was Elvis Presley, their supreme idol, in the flesh! Elvis, dressed and acting super-casual, escorted the boys in. He was watching TV without the sound on (something the Beatles liked doing themselves). The Beatles were amazed -a color TV! And even more incredible, according to Paul, he had one of those weird contraptions, a remote control! They had never seen one before (remember, it was 1965).

The Fab Four sat staring, literally gaping, at their hero. After a few minutes, Elvis broke the quiet ice and said, “Hell, if you’re just going to sit around staring at me, I’m going up to bed.” Everyone laughed and the remark calmed the tense atmosphere.

According to witnesses, all the Beatles were in awe of Elvis, but John and Paul were really transfixed. Elvis soon brought out several guitars, and the greatest jam session in music history took place. Elvis apologized to Ringo for not having any drums available for him to play on. John, Paul, and Elvis started playing various songs, their favorites. Accounts vary, but it seems definite that they jammed on the Beatles song “I Feel Fine.”

Elvis picked up a bass guitar and played it, as Paul made a typical McCartney quip like, “You’re getting pretty good on that bass, El.”

After a few minutes, George joined in, as Ringo had to content himself tapping his hands on a chair to keep time. George soon wandered out back and smoked another joint with a few of Elvis’ boys. Ringo went in and shot pool with some others.

The Colonel, Elvis’ manager, had a roulette wheel, and roulette was played that evening, too. The Colonel and the Beatles’ manager, Brian Epstein, chatted and compared notes.

John and Paul chatted with Elvis. Elvis records and Beatles records played on Elvis’ jukebox in the background.  John, ever the blunt one, asked Elvis: “Why don’t you make some records like you used to? I’d buy them.” (Everyone well knew that Elvis’ records were lame and watered down at this time, compared to his classic songs of the fifties.)

Elvis sadly answered how he was stuck making those B-movies and he had to record soundtracks for all of them. Elvis was also unhappily aware that The Beatles’ two movies, A Hard Day’s Night and Help! were fresh and creative, while he was stuck in the horrible “formula films,” singing to girls in bikinis, which he hated with a passion.

Details of the actual conversation between John, Paul, and Elvis are sketchy at best. A big disappointment: The Colonel allowed no photos to be taken of this historic event, and the legendary jam session was not recorded for posterity, either. (One can only wonder at how many millions a tape or a film of this meeting would fetch today on the market.)

As they chatted, John and Elvis realized they shared a common love for comedian Peter Sellers. Lennon broke Elvis up with his Sellers imitation. Priscilla, Elvis’ wife, was brought down and Elvis introduced her. To the Beatles, she seemed like a trophy wife, and she exited fairly fast after saying hi.

Finally, it was time to go, and the Beatles said their goodbyes. They invited Elvis to visit them at their place the next day. Elvis gave the answer we’ve all given to salesmen we wish to get rid of: “I’ll think about it.” (meaning “no way.”)

Many girls (of course) were surrounding the front of the house to catch a glimpse. Two off-balance pictures (taken by girl fans) of the Beatles exiting the house do survive. But sadly, none of the famous five together.

The next day, John Lennon told one of Elvis’ boys to deliver a message to Elvis. “Tell him,” said Lennon, “that if it weren’t for Elvis, there’d be no Beatles.” When he relayed the message, he remembered, Elvis smiled and seemed pleased.

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A new museum exhibit opens today in Liverpool that recalls this event. Elvis and Us will begin its run today at The Beatles Story Museum in Liverpool in cooperation with Graceland. Artifacts on display will include the Fender bass guitar from the historic meeting and the pool table that Ringo used to amuse himself at Elvis’ home. The exhibit will run for two years.

Neatorama presents a guest post from actor, comedian, and voiceover artist Eddie Deezen. Visit Eddie at his website.

It all happened over 50 years ago: January 6, 1957. The most famous act of “censorship” in television history. Elvis Presley was actually photographed, deliberately, from the waist up only.

Why all the fuss over a then 22-year-old?

Well, It is almost impossible to overexaggerate the effect Elvis Presley had on America (and the whole world) 50 years ago. It is a bit hard for our generation to comprehend all the stir the young Elvis created. We live in the “I’ve seen it all” generation -nothing shocks us anymore. Female mud wrestling, the O.J. trial, the countless sex scandals, snuff films, serial murders, etc. etc. etc. We are all at the almost “impossible to shock” level on this crazy planet.

But in the very staid, conservative 1950s, where the world’s top singers were Bing Crosby, Dean Martin, and Perry Como, Elvis came on the scene like a tornado. The hip-shaking, gyrating kid from Mississippi shook up the show biz world in a way no one else ever has, before or since.

The Ed Sullivan Show was America’s #1 favorite family variety show in 1956. A strange marriage of two colossal forces were soon to meet and become show business legend. Ed had previously declared he would never have Elvis on the show, but Elvis just got too big and Sullivan had no choice but to recant.

Elvis appeared on the September 9, 1956 Ed Sullivan Show, hosted by Charles Laughton, who referred to Elvis as “Elvin” Presley. A record audience of 60 million (an 82.5% rating) watched the show, the biggest TV audience of all time at that point. Elvis also appeared a a second time on October 28, 1956. This time his sandy-blondish natural hair was dyed to his “bad boy jet black” shade, the Elvis look we’re all so familiar with. Both appearances were huge, but the “historic” one was yet to come.

Elvis’ swiveling hips and gyrating body movements had caused a massive stir from these first two appearances, not to mention his concerts and other TV guest shots. TV critics, public school teachers, priests, ministers, and terrified parents all railed against this menace to the world’s youth.

And so, for Elvis’ third and final appearance on The Ed Sullivan Show, it was agreed: he would only be photographed from the waist up!

Incredibly, the people in charge of the Sullivan Show must have thought this would make the legions of worried adults feel safer and more secure with “Elvis the Pelvis,” while the kids of America could still enjoy watching even “half” of their sworn idol.

And so, on that fabled night, the King sang his songs and was indeed only shot from the waist up.

Interestingly, and ironically, Elvis’ last chosen song that night was a Gospel number. Yes, Elvis, the king of rock ‘n’ roll, was a deeply, devoutly religious man, and Gospel was always his favorite musical form. He read the Bible on a regular basis. He did not drink, Pepsi being his drink of choice. And he always addressed his elders as “Sir” and “Ma’am.”

Hmmm …some menace.

After the legendary show, Sullivan came out and told the TV audience, “This is a real fine boy,” as if trying to reassure the nation’s adults.

As we watch the black and white film clips of the early 1950s Elvis, we are almost amused. Is this what the fuss was all about? Elvis’ performance was definitely great, but “shocking?” Amusing, interesting, electric- yes, but shocking  —ho hum.

I guess it makes us wonder about something else, though. What the heck will future generations, fifty years from now, think when they watch films of us and the world we’ve become so accustomed to? And the way things are going, what will the world be like at that time?

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At the age of two, little Elvis Presley cried for two days when his pet rooster died. Elvis always had a fondness for animals, even stuffed ones, including his beloved teddy bear, which he named “Mabel.” Elvis had a huge collection of teddy bears in the early days of his career; they were sent to him by swooning girls by the score.

He even had a model of “Nipper,” the RCA dog, which he kept in his bedroom in later years. In 1957 in L.A., Elvis simulated a sexual act onstage with a stuffed version of “Nipper,” which got him plenty of severe criticism.

Elvis had several pet dogs over the years. As a boy, he looked after two small dogs that he named “Woodlawn” and “Muffy Dee.” When he was serving in the army and was stationed out in Germany, he kept a poodle named “Champagne.” (Image credit: Flickr member ilovememphis)

He liked giving dogs as gifts to the women in his life he loved. He gave his beloved mother, Gladys, a dog called “Sweet Pea;” he gave a toy poodle named “Little Bit” to his early girlfriend, Anita Wood; he gave a poodle named “Honey” to his wife Priscilla; and he gave “Foxhugh,” a Maltese, to one of his last girlfriends, Linda Thompson.

By the end of 1960, Elvis’ pet collection at Graceland included a monkey, spider monkeys, peacocks, chickens, pigs, poodles, and a Great Pyrenees dog called “Muffin.” Elvis had a chow called “Get Low” in the seventies who outlived his master by a year.

Elvis wasn’t so fond of cats, although stray that turned up on the Graceland grounds would be found new homes. He did reputedly have a pet cat called “Wendell,” named after his co-star in his movie Loving You, Wendell Corey.

When Elvis and his family moved to Graceland mansion in 1957, the barns were stocked with pigs and chickens. That year, Elvis drove out to the country, filled the back seat of his Cadillac with geese and brought them back to Graceland to keep the lawn trim.

Elvis also kept a few donkeys he had been given in the drained Graceland swimming pool when he first moved in, until work was finished on the fence around the property. Thought the larger farm animals were gradually pensioned off, Elvis retained a hen house at Graceland for a supply of fresh eggs. At one time or another, Elvis also had goats and turkeys (one called “Bow Tie”).

Elvis donated a wallaby to the Memphis Zoo after receiving it as a gift from Australian fans in 1957. He became a serial wallaby donator by repeating the gift in 1962.

Horses at Graceland

Elvis was briefly a cattle rancher when he bought the Circle G Ranch in 1967. He bought horses for all his entourage and his wife Priscilla. Elvis loved riding his horse “Rising Sun.” He often went out riding with Priscilla, he on “Rising Sun” and she on “Domino,” the horse Elvis bought for her. Once “Rising Sun” got upset and started running amok with Elvis on him. Elvis couldn’t so anything to stop him. Finally, after a wild, uncontrolled ride, “Rising Sun” came to a stop. Most people would have been scared in such a situation, but Elvis was furious. According to a witness, Elvis jumped off the horse and -literally- punched him in the face (much like the famous scene in the Mel Brooks movie Blazing Saddles a few years later). (Image credit: Flickr member Geir Arne Hjelle)

For a while, he had a peacock on the Graceland grounds, but the bird started damaging the cars, after which it was given away. He also owned myna birds, one of which could say, “Elvis! Go to hell.”

The Graceland menagerie included mules at one time.

Snakes that happened to venture onto Graceland had a rough time. A maid remembers Elvis blazing away with a rifle at a tree after a snake was seen slithering up the trunk.

Scatter and Elvis

He acquired his first monkey, a spider monkey called “Jayhew” back in 1956, to liven up his home. His pet known pet was a very fresh, mischievous chimpanzee called “Scatter.” Elvis loved this crazy monkey, but hardly anyone else shared the King’s affinity. Elvis enjoyed walking around and carrying “Scatter” on his shoulder and often brought him out to Hollywood when he was filming movies in the ’60s. “Scatter” liked to wear clothes, drink whiskey, and tear up rooms. Elvis bought him a wardrobe of suits and ties. “Scatter” had the annoying (at least to the women involved) habit and penchant for pulling up women’s dresses. When drunk, he had no qualms about about engaging in public masturbation. “Scatter” was reputedly poisoned in revenge by a maid he had bitten. Other sources pin his demise on alcohol-related liver problems.

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Since his death in 1977, Elvis’s popularity has grown. Once he was just a singer. Now he’s an icon with his own church (The Church of Elvis), and his own holy site (Graceland), It’s an amazing phenomenon-but it hasn’t been entirely accidental. Behind the scenes, a handful of people have orchestrated Elvis’s return from the dead for their own benefit. Here’s part of the inside story. For a more complete story, we recommend Elvis, Inc. by Sean O’Neal. It’s entertaining bathroom reading.

BACK FROM THE DEAD

Ironically, the tale of Elvis’s resurrection begins with the story of a vampire.

In 1960 Universal Studios dusted off a number of its classic horror films and released them for TV broadcast. It was the first time baby boom kids had ever seen the original Frankenstein (starring Boris Karloff), The Wolfman (starring Lon Chaney), or Dracula (starring Bela Lugosi)-and the films were phenomenally popular. In fact, a huge “monster” fad swept America… and Universal cashed in by licensing its characters for t-shirts, posters, lunch boxes, etc. One of the most popular images was Bela Lugosi in his Count Dracula costume.

Courting Universal

When Lugosi’s widow and son found out about the merchandising deals, they filed suit to block them. Their argument: Lugosi’s name and likeness should be passed on to his family, as his worldly assets had been. At the very least, they had a right to share in the profits.

The Lugosis won their lawsuit. But Universal appealed the decision.The second time around, the appellate judges reasoned that if the name and likeness of famous people could be inherited, the relative of all public figures-past and present-could sue for royalties. Even George Washington’s descendants could charge the federal government for the right to use his image on the $1 bill. The judges ruled in favor of Universal.

Laurel and Hardy

In 1975, after Laurel and Hardy’s old films became popular on TV, the heirs of Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy filed a similar lawsuit against Hal Roach Studios. This time, the heirs won, throwing the entire issue of posthumous “intellectual property” into chaos.

Based on legal decisions, it was impossible to tell who owned the rights to a dead celebrity’s image-the public… or the celebrity’s family.

ELVIS PRESLEY

That was the situation when Elvis died from a drug overdose on August 16, 1977. His death was announced at 3:30 that afternoon; within a few hours, newspapers were speculating about his estate’s value.

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The media figured the King had to be worth a bundle: in his more than 20 years as a performer, he’d recorded 144 Top 40 songs, starred in more than 30 films, (at one point he was the highest-paid actor in Hollywood), performed in hundreds of sold-out concerts, and sold more than 600 million records. No other recording artist had ever even come close to his accomplishments.

Estimates of Elvis Presley’s fortune were as high as $150 million. (When John Lennon was assassinated three years later, he left an estate valued at more than $200 million). But they were way off.

The Awful Truth

What the media failed to take into account was that  Elvis was one of the most poorly managed and morbidly self-indulgent superstars in entertainment history. True, he had generated more than $4 billion in revenues during his career. But surprisingly little of that money found its way into his pockets-and even less stayed there.

Bad management and bad financial advice ate up about 60 cents of every dollar Elvis earned; letting the IRS fill out his tax forms (he really did-Elvis hated audits) took an extra 20 cents on the dollar. And the King had no trouble finding ways to blow the rest.

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE…

Unfortunately, that turned out to be just the tip of the iceberg. It turned out that his manager, Colonel Tom Parker, had made a deal that cost Elvis more than $500 million in potential earning-including $320 million in lost royalties from records sold after Elvis’s death alone. In March 1973, he’d sold RCA the royalty rights to all of Elvis’s songs up to that point for $5.4 million. After Parker extracted his usual 50% commission, Elvis was left with $2.7 million-$1.35 million after taxes-for virtually his entire life’s work. (Nearly all of that went to pay off his ex-wife Priscilla Presley, who divorced him in October of 1973.)

As Sean O’Neal writes  in Elvis, Inc.,”The final agreement signed by Colonel Parker…may have been the single most damaging contract in the history of the music industry…Elvis sold the rights to the greatest master catalog in music history and was left with virtually nothing to show for it. Thereafter, his estate received no royalties at all for any songs Elvis recorded prior to March 1973.”

ALL THE KING’S WEALTH

When the probate court tallied up the King’s assets, all they found was Graceland, two airplanes, eight cars, two trucks, seven motorcycles, guns, jewelry, and miscellaneous other personal property. Total value: about $7 million. Elvis left everything to his 9-year-old daughter, Lisa Marie, who would inherit when she turned 25. Elvis’s father Vernon Presley, a man with a seventh-grade education, was charged with keeping the estate solvent until then.

Going, Going…

What little was left of the King’s estate dwindled fast: in February 1978 the National  Bank of Commerce sued the estate to collect $1.4 million in unpaid loans to the King. A short time later, the IRS upgraded its estimate of the estate’s value and slapped it with millions in new inheritance taxes-payable immediately. Security and upkeep on Graceland ate up $500,000 a year.

(Image credit: Flickr user  Tulio Bertorini)

Vernon Presley sold off the airplanes, jewelry, and Cadillacs, and even the house that Elvis had bought him, in a desperate scramble to keep the estate off the auction block. But the Presley estate was edging closer and closer to bankruptcy.

ENTER PRISCILLA

The effort to keep Elvis’s estate out of bankruptcy was exhausting and probably contributed to his father Vernon Presley’s death from heart disease in June 1979.

In his will, Vernon named three co-executors to take over his responsibilities: Elvis’s accountant Joseph Hanks, the National Bank of Commerce, and Priscilla Presley-Elvis’s ex-wife and the mother of his daughter Lisa Marie. Priscilla had no business experience and had known nothing about the King’s financial affairs during the marriage… but to everyone’s surprise, she and her advisors took a leading role in rescuing the Presley estate for Lisa Marie.

FORCED INTO ACTION

With the bulk of Elvis’s fortune gone forever, Priscilla was forced to make the best of what remained, namely 1) Graceland, and 2) Elvis’s name and likeness.

She immediately put both to work for the estate. First she opened Graceland to the public, charging $5 a head to the hundreds of thousands who visited each year. Then she took over the Elvis merchandising operations. Her strategy was simple but brilliant. “Since…the estate would have to rely on Elvis’s memory to generate revenue,” write Sean O’Neal in Elvis, Inc., “Elvis would be transformed into a symbol, a character that could be licensed to merchandisers. The estate would turn Elvis Presley into its own version of Mickey Mouse.”

The problem with this idea was that, during the last eight years of his life, Elvis’s image was not very Disneyesque. His weight had ballooned and he had been addicted to prescription medication.  By the time of his death, Elvis had become a grotesque caricature of the performer he once was. This Elvis would never do as a symbol of the new empire.

Pricilla’s solution to this problem was also simple and brilliant: she would act as though the 1977 Elvis never existed. Only the young Elvis, the King in his prime, would be acknowledged. It was this Elvis that would adorn the t-shirts, plates, shot glasses, Billboards, and promotional literature of Priscilla’s new empire. In her sanitized version of his life, he died after his 1968 Comeback Special, an idol in his prime, like James Dean.

COPYCATS

The only problem with this approach was that it had no teeth. After the King’s death, hundreds of companies had come out with Elvis posters, t-shirts, videos, calendars, velvet paintings, whiskey decanters, and just about anything else imaginable. The knockoffs were cheap and tacky; even worse, they competed against “official” Elvis memorabilia licensed by the Presley estate.

Obviously, without control of the Elvis image, Priscilla’s strategy would never work…and Lisa Marie would inherit nothing. So the estate was force to fight for control of Elvis in court.

The heirs to Bela Lugosi and Laurel and Hardy had put up strong fights, but those battles were nothing compared the the efforts of the Presley clan. They fought lawsuit after lawsuit, in state after state. They put up millions of dollars. But they still couldn’t get the issue resolved.

The outcome in every state was different: In New York, for example, the estate won-Presley’s name and likeness were considered their exclusive property; but in California and Tennessee, Presley’s likeness was judged to be public domain. The upshot: Merchandisers who were chased out of one state could set up business in another. Then the Presley estate would have to start all over again and fight them there, too.

(Image credit: Flicker user Thomas Hawk)

THE ELVIS LOBBY

As the legal battle continued, Priscilla and Co. adopted a new tactic. They began lobbying the Tennessee state legislature to create a “Personal Rights Protection Act.” This act was finally passed in 1984, and though it only officially applied in the state of Tennessee, its passage was quickly felt all over the country. Reason: In the American legal system, the laws of the state in which a person dies are the ones that apply in federal court. If someone in Missouri began selling an unlicensed Elvis poster, the Presley estate could now go into Missouri federal court and force the person to comply with Tennessee law. For the first time, the Presley estate had teeth all over the country.

Not long after the Tennessee law passed, California enacted a similar law, the Celebrity Rights Act, thanks in large part to a lawsuit filed by the heirs of comedian W.C. Fields (they had been trying to block a centerfold-style poster of Field’s head superimposed over another fat man’s body).

Several other states, including Virginia, Florida, Utah, and Kentucky, passed their own versions of the law. As more and more states followed, courts began recognizing that control of a celebrity’s name and likeness were as “inheritable” as any other piece of property.

ELVIS PRESLEY ENTERPRISES

These laws changed the face of celebrity merchandising in America. Suddenly, officially licensed products featuring icons such as Marilyn Monroe and James Dean started popping up. And in Memphis, Elvis Presley Enterprises, the merchandising arm of the estate run jointly by Priscilla and Jack Soden, became the “Elvis police”. They controlled every aspect of the Elvis image, from t-shirts to TV documentaries to random snapshots that had been taken by private photographers.

(Image credit: Flickr user Annie Berman)

Priscilla’s original strategy was implemented-and today there are no fat Elvis photos floating around, ruining the King’s memory. Licensees only use “approved” pictures of the early Elvis; if they don’t have one, they can pick from the estate’s library of several thousand acceptable photos. And woe to anyone who tries to use Elvis’s name or likeness-no matter how innocent the motivation-without the consent of Presley Enterprises. Charities, cities, artists, and even school teachers have received lawyers letters.

The result of this effort has been impressive. In 1981, the Presley estate was on the verge of bankruptcy. By the 20th anniversary of Elvis’s death, in 1997, it was worth nearly $200 million. And it just keeps growing.

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Reprinted with permission from Uncle John’s Giant 10th Anniversary Bathroom Reader, which comes packed with 504 pages of great stories.

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The most talked about item, Elvis famed white piano, failed to sell Saturday night. It had a starting price of half a million dollars and was valued at up to a million dollars. Auction organizers say they think the economy kept people from bidding.

When it was all over, the Elvis gear up for auction brought-in more than $650,000. Someone bought a jar of Elvis’ hair for nearly $17,000.

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With the passing of musical legend Michael Jackson, the game of comparative history can begin: who do you think is the biggest musical icon of the past century – Elvis Presley, Michael Jackson, or Frank Sinatra?

Asylum blog has the low down comparing The King, The King of Pop, and the Chairman: Link