I love this crochet Jägermeister bottle made by crafter Yummy Pancake. You can find more crochet goodness at PlushYou! where Kristin Rask of Schmancy posted an interview with the crocheter (a pharmaceutical project manager by day and uber crafter by night, mind you): Link – via Rue the Day and Craftzine

We’ve blogged about Howie Woo of WooWork before on Neatorama, but the genius goofball of crochet is back with this awesome Sat-Track Surveillance Watch (complete with Remote Bug):

The name is Woo. Howie Woo. As a dashing international spy, I enjoy good martinis, good suits, and good gadgets. My newest spy gadget is codenamed The Sat-Track Surveillance Watch

Excellent! Link – via Craftzine

These are not only unique and cute, but they’d make a great gift for Halloween parties…of course, if you’re like me, it may take until Halloween to actually figure out how finish a few of them.

Link Via Craftzine

LiveJournal blogger Archmage got his wife to crochet him a Cthulhu ski mask for a recent sci-fi-themed costume party.

From the always spiffy Boing Boing:

My buddy Frank’s wife Dianna whipped up a Cthulhu ski mask for him to wear at a recent costume party, and we were all amazed at the sheer blinding awesomeness of it. It even has a mouth-hole so that you can be an Elder God and still kick back a brewski

Link – via boingboing

From the Upcoming ueue, submitted by Minnesotastan.

You can’t really appreciate the design of this scarf until you see how it looks when it’s rolled up.  The picture is at the link, where there are also pattern directions so you can make your own.

From Craftster.org’s user everkutz, behold the Toilet Paper Scarf:

The roll is plastic needlepoint canvas and I did needlepoint on one side that would become the inside of the roll, and then used a brown yarn to crochet a “sheet” that covered the outside of the roll.

I think 18 “sheets” make up this scarf. It loosely wraps around her neck and then both ends hang at her waist.

Link – via izismile

From the Upcoming ueue, submitted by Minnesotastan.

Say what you will, but I think this Wild Jewel Crochet Love Goddess Rainbow Sparkle Jumper by Etsy seller kyecrow is fantastic. Nay, fantastic is too tame a word. What is it that I’m looking for – oh yeah, supercalafragelisticexpialadocious !

At $610, it’s a steal: Link

From his sawed-off demon horns and ever-present cigar to his massive stone hand, this creature is Hellboy. But those big button eyes, oversized head, crocheted body and zippered torso, surely that’s Sackboy from LittleBigPlanet?! 

Credit for this crocheted mashup goes to Caustic Muse, who designed it, based in part on an Etsy pattern.  Say hello to HellSackBoy!  He’s adorable and terrifying.

Photo by CausticMuse2

Link – via craftycrafty

From the Upcoming ueue, submitted by Marilyn Terrell.

Link via Craftzine

This knitted Valkyrie is certain to guide you into battle and take your soul to Valhalla. She’s based on a Creepy Cute Crochet pattern, and the website provides all the modifications you need to make her.

Link Via Craftzine

This crochet coral reef is amazing. It’s actually an attempted replica of the Great Barrier Reef. The variety of textures and colors is as full as those in the reef itself. It took years to make, which can be easily recognized just by the look of it.

“Vast in scale, collective in construction, exquisitely detailed, the Crochet Reef is an unprecedented, hybridic, handicraft invocation of a natural wonder that has become, in itself, a new kind of wonder spawned from tens of thousands of hours of labor.”

Link Via Boing Boing

If you’ve ever wanted to make your own adorable character from Little Big Planet, here’s your chance to knit your own. If you’re really good, you can even customize them like you do in the game.

Link Via Craftzine

It’s the Plex robot beanie hat, by Etsy seller UrbanPrincess: Link – via Yokiddo

Monster Crochet always has the neatest things. And now, just in time for the holidays, Lady Linoleum has created the pie-ret in three different flavors: pumpkin, pecan, and cranberry-orange. Looks like a pie, feels like a sneaker beret.

I see Jill Harness’ crocheted pie hats post and raise her this crocheted body suit by Chinese artist Ming Yi Sung. Believe it or not, the white bunny suit above isn’t actually the weirdest thing she has ever crocheted and knitted … Be prepared to be amazed: Link

What you’re probably asking yourself right now is, “Is that an crocheted shawl that looks like olive loaf?” and the answer is yes.  Yes it is.  Stay tuned for more of my favorite food that you can’t eat.  To see more of Lady Linoleum’s insanely cool crochet, check out monstercrochet.blogspot.com.