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Comedian Nathan Barnatt donned the identity of his geek character Keith Apicary to try out for a dance role in a Kimberly Cole music video. Let’s see what happens. Oh yes, you might recognize Barnatt as “Mr. hungry Eyes” from the M&Ms TV ad. Oh, and he passed the audition. -via reddit
British rapper Dan Bull lays a rather eloquent smack down on the shady video game sub-industry known as DLC (downloadable content). Then guest star Francis (of YouTube fame) shows up and emphasizes how much they both hate DLC with some carefully chosen expletives. Well played, gentlemen, well played.
(NSFW due to coarse language)
–via Kotaku
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His name is Taxi Dave, he drives the Party Cab between 8 p.m. and 4 a.m., and he’s a one man mobile paaar-tay in Sacramento, CA!
Watch him strut and sway his way across the parking lot, performing the Taxi Dave Dance in order to attract new customers. Party Cab is in the house tonight indeed!
–via Videogum
Comments Off Grandpa Jim wants to throw a house party for your kids, where he’ll teach them about religion and old timey fun in a lame, milquetoast approved way! So this is what (some) kids did for fun before the interwebs? Sign me up!
By the way, if you want to throw a Grandpa Jim style party of your own (and who wouldn’t!), there are party kits available online for as little as $7 American. Go fun!
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It’s funny to think how movies would play out if characters had to choose between multiple morality choices, like you do in the Mass Effect video game franchise.
Things would have turned out quite differently if Ray had sat there discussing religion with Gozer in Ghostbusters, or if Jules had nicer conversational options to choose from as he shook down Brett in Pulp Fiction.
Movie studios should take note, because this would be a fun bonus feature to add to some DVDs, and a really good way to use outtake footage at the same time.
Chris Pratt, of Parks and Recreation fame, stars in this silly little spot for Star Wars Kinect on Xbox. One question remains-Is Darth Vader evil enough to cut down a Jedi wearing nothing but briefs and an undershirt?
–via Rampaged Reality
If you haven’t visited the Tumblr site known as Awkward Stock Photos, you’re missing out on a daily dose of hilarious photography which embodies the elusive WTF factor.
Occasionally there are NSFW images included, but since they’re supposed to be stock photos usable for advertising, videos, etc. they’re mostly just ridiculously strange, which makes it hard to figure out what the photographers were thinking when they took these oddball pics.
Take a gander at the site, and if it tickles your funny bone I guarantee you’ll be checking back to see what sort of strange new images have been posted.
Comments Off The mastermind behind this hilarious infomercial for the Cacto-Matic is none other than Thu Tran, creator and star of the IFC show Food Party and one heck of a funny gal.
Here she is peddling a fake product by using her powers of comedy and hallucinogenic sorcery, both of which have definitely put me in a buying mood!
Comments Off This web spot by Lithuanian mineral water company Vytautas keeps coming at you like a comedy tsunami, with super cheesy animation to match.
The narrator has definitely taken a few pointers from the recent Old Spice ad campaign, but emulation doesn’t stop the funny from raining down like water that fish haven’t pooped in yet.
(NSFW due to coarse language)
–via Geek Tyrant
This reading of Maurice Sendak’s classic children’s book Where The Wild Things Are by Christopher Walken isn’t meant to amuse kids, but rather to make us grown folks chuckle while we imbibe our bubbly adult beverages. And whether this is Walken or an impersonator doesn’t really matter, because the narrator’s descriptions of what’s going on in the illustrations are comedy gold.
–via Geek Tyrant
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Remember when you used to be king and/or queen of the playground, conquering the monkey bars like you’re part simian or hitting the slide so fast you flew off the end of the chute like a rocket ship?
Well, those days are over, you’re all grown up now, so stop messing around or the playground will find a way to get you. Learn by this poor schmuck’s example-don’t try to squeeze in to where you don’t belong. The playgrounds are hungry, my friends, and they prefer to dine on the slow witted…
This extended clip from the upcoming movie The FP shows what the post-apocalyptic world will be like if tribes have to prove their warrior skills via competitive dance video games like Dance Dance Revolution, only with a violent edge. And you thought DDR players looked silly before the bombs dropped! (NSFW due to language)
–via Topless Robot
Comments Off Somehow I doubt that Arnold Schwarzenegger’s singing voice sounds as good as the guy singing in this comedic spoof, but then again I can barely understand Arnold when he’s actually trying to enunciate every word, so I guess a vocal stand-in was necessary.
Batman and Robin- The Musical definitely would have been a bigger hit than Spider Man-The Musical for sure, if only because of this one line– “Batman-You Son Of A B***H!”. (Warning-NSFW due to foul language).
–via Nerdist
Darth Vader is a captivating individual, and when he takes to the streets playing a bagpipe version of the Star Wars theme while riding a unicycle people stop to listen, and thankfully someone decided to capture the incident on video.
Channeling the Dark Side via bagpipe is awesome enough, but doing it while wearing a kilt is what makes this Darth a true boss.
–via Obvious Winner
Despite the fact that they look nothing alike (yet), Mitt Romney and Mr. Burns sure have a lot in common, especially when it comes to hilariously bad quotes.
Have fun testing yourself with this quiz created by MAD magazine online, aside from the few famous Mitt quotes it’s way harder than you think, and no peeking!
The Dollar Shave Club wants to sell you razors so you can get busy shaving your hairiest body parts, and with this ad cutting through the interwebs I’m sure they’ll be chin deep in loot in no time.
Selling shaving razors club style for a few bucks a month doesn’t sound like the best idea for a company, but this hilarious commercial has convinced me otherwise, mostly because they have a guy in a bear suit working in their warehouse. A guy in a bear suit wouldn’t be caught dead working for a crappy company, at least not while wearing the suit.
–via Geekosystem
Want to check out the most boring awesome video game ever made, especially if it’s geared towards teenage girls with a vampire fetish? Then you gotta check out Twilight: The Video Game, the game where all kinds of crazy stuff happens, unless you’re Bella, in which case you just stand around waiting for someone to come along and tell you what to do while practicing your silently mopey face.
It’s a game for people who don’t like fun, and it’s guaranteed to scare you-with boredom vampires! Brought to you by the good folks at Robot Chicken and Adult Swim, makers of fine snark since a while back.
–via Geeks Are Sexy
Rage Faces can be used by certain awkward individuals, who seem to lack the power of speech necessary to express how they truly feel and are therefore forced to express themselves via Faces of Rage.
Watch this video closely so you’ll know who to avoid as you make your way through the urban jungle. And you’d better hope that you don’t get stuck in an elevator with that guy, because I’m pretty sure he has a smell to go along with his Coolface!
–via Geekologie
This cute animated short shows what video game characters and their pet sidekicks are like when they get together at their local dog park.
Some of the critters are just glad to be outside, while others lament their current station in life, all in classic retro gaming style. Just don’t try to pick up those brown bricks with your bare hands!
–via Dorkly
Comments Off The Prince of Persia may have been all slick and nimble in the classic video game, but when he tries to make the transition into real life he finds that the world isn’t a very pixel friendly place. Man, I need to get my own Keyboard guy!
–via Obvious Winner
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I’m sure you’ve all been taught the proper way to perform CPR by now, but where’s the fun in that? Sure, you might end up saving a life, but then what-a certificate of commendation, a handshake, a smile? LAME.
This chart shows you how not to perform CPR, and I think this should become the new approach to assisting those whose life is quickly fading away. I mean, look at number 6-Picture Life Together, are you really going to get a life partner, imaginary or not, out of regular boring old CPR?
And if the person dies while in your care, you’re left with free Capri-Sun, instead of some pain in the neck lawsuit, so either way it’s a win-win situation. Being inept can have it’s perks…
Just in time for a fresh batch of winter storms comes Snow Shoveling-The Video Game. If tired of having to shovel actual snow, or if you live in a region where there isn’t any snow to shovel, then this simulation game is just the thing for you. It’s all the hard work without the physical fitness, and you can play without ever having to leave your house!
–via Obvious Winner
PeteyHendrix wrote an updated version of the classic comedy routine called “Who’s On First?” with a twist -now the scene contains the names of real Major League baseball players. You can look them up! Anyone familiar with the original Abbot & Costello version will find themselves reading this in their voices. Link -via Metafilter
Worried about some pastry scarfing TSA agent “confiscating” your cupcakes for further analysis in their belly? Then get your hands on these TSA-compliant cupcakes from Silver Spoon Bakery, featuring posts with Richard Nixon saying “I am NOT a gel!”, and let them make a statement for you.
Let those hungry TSA agents know you’re wise to their cupcake stealing ways, or put a smile on their normally stoic faces when they get a load of what Tricky Dick has to say about it!
Link –via Geekosystem
Comments Off If you’re fed up with simply eating celery, then why not take a note from this guy’s playbook and turn it into a musical instrument!
Watch as he sticks a custom made celery flute up his nose, then plays some sweet tunes for your enjoyment, tunes that can only be played via vegetable, or recorder, or any other toy flute ever made.
But hey, he’s obviously after style points with this one, and I’m sure he’ll get invited to lots of dinner parties once everyone sees his amazing talent.
Thankfully, he doesn’t eat his instrument when he’s finished playing. And, if you thought the celery flute was the extent of his power over vegetables, check out his other YouTube videos and be amazed at his homegrown musical skills!
–via Geekosystem
This one’s for all you science studs, because we all know that the sexiest organ in the human body is the brain.
And, while keeping your eyes glued to a textbook doesn’t help your body get into shape, it will work wonders for your self esteem, and someday your pocketbook, if you’re lucky!
So, put on your space themed tie and some blue jeans and show the world how sexy science can be.
In an effort to pull the old “I’m not up to no good! See, I can prove it!” routine, North Korea has released a FAQ page to answer all your questions about the dark and mysterious country, and alleviate any global concerns at the same time.
This fun, informative and easy to read page includes the following hits:
24. Is it true that all citizens of the DPRK work for the government?
Government and people are one. There is no distinction of them.
8. Can I travel to North Korea as a backpacker?
No. You must travel as a group only, even if you are the only participant you must be with Korean guides at all times.
…and many more hilarious answers to seemingly simple questions. Will it make you trust North Korea more?
Probably not, but you’re guaranteed to enjoy the circular logic and evasive answers, all while cracking up at the very thought of a country like North Korea having a FAQ page!
Not everyone is happy about the holidays, and the cats in this hilarious gallery want you to know that they hate Christmas! With priceless facial expressions, and stylish clothing that they’d clearly rather not be wearing, these kittehs are guna getz rebenge on teh holidaze!
Leave it to Sasha Baron Cohen, the guy behind Borat and Ali G, to make light of an uncomfortable situation with broad humor which will allow those being lampooned to laugh at themselves, although ruthless dictators are some of the toughest nuts to crack. Watch this trailer for The Dictator and bask in the glory of global unrest-themed ridiculousness.
–via Ology
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These delightfully awful Christmas card photos put the hohoho! back in the holidays. If you don’t like the way you look in your photo this year, take a gander at this wacky gallery and feel better about yourself.
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