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Butt / Face Towel

Tiffany — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 02:36:11 +0000

Are you searching for the perfect gift for your college bound friend? Get them the Butt/ Face Towel from the NeatoShop. After a hard night of partying studying this 44″L x 25″W Towel will help remind them which end they dried what with.

Butt / Face Soap also available.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more hilarious Back to School items.

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(Lookin’ Up My) Back Door

Miss Cellania — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 15:14:15 +0000

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March is Colon Cancer Awareness Month! Gastroenterologist Patricia Raymond is also a comedienne known as The Divine Ms. Butt Meddler. Here she sings her way into your …heart, with a song about what your first colonoscopy will be like. Oh yeah, it’s available for download from iTunes. You’ll find more jokes and stories, plus useful information about our #2 cancer killer at her website. Link -Thanks, Dr. Raymond!

Nurses Cakes

Miss Cellania — Sun, 16 May 2010 15:48:10 +0000

In celebration of National Nurses Week, Cake Wrecks posted a collection of cakes by and for nurses, with a decided emphasis on rectal thermometers. Link

Caterpillar Warns of Danger … With Its Butt!

Alex — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 18:47:00 +0000

Who ever says that scientists are boring? Here’s an interesting finding about how caterpillar evolved a unique method of warning each other of danger:

Some caterpillars drag their back ends along leaves to ward off intruders on their territory. Now it seems this "anal-scraping" – which creates warning vibrations – evolved from walking. It is the strongest evidence yet that communication signals can evolve from the exaggeration and repetition of routine behaviours.

Jayne Yack of Carleton University in Ottawa, Canada, and colleagues compared the genes of more than 30 species of caterpillar. They found that scrapers tended to be species that have evolved more recently, and that they settle disputes with an intruder without fighting. Instead they wiggle their rear, causing oar-like appendages to scrape and drum against the leaf below.

Link (Photo: J. Yack/Carleton University in Ottawa)

Ibex Utilizes His Horn

Johnny Cat — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 20:01:27 +0000

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This may be the reason the ibex has such long horns, but odds are this guy’s just using what he was given to get the job done. Aren’t animals cute? | via UniqueDaily

Caption Monkey 57: Panda’s Butt!

Alex — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 13:09:25 +0000

Photo via Cute Overload

W00t! For today’s Neatorama and Hobotopia’s Caption Monkey contest, we have this incredibly cute photo via Megan Frost’s awesome blog Cute Overload.

Contest rules are simple: place your caption in the comment section. One caption per comment, please, though you can enter as many as you’d like. Funniest comment will win a free Laugh-Out-Loud Cat comic by Adam Koford.

For inspiration, be sure to check out Adam’s blog (and be on the look out for his newest book: The Laugh-Out-Loud Cats Sell Out) Good luck!

Update 3/19/09 – Congratulations to janedoh who won with this caption: “And to our left folks we have the rarely seen and endangered Boneless Panda.”