Go Directly to Jail: 4 Brilliantly Bungled Crimes...

They Should Have Stolen a Watch Firs...  ...o include one of the deluxe tacos in the order of Dion Rayford , a former member of the Kansas Jayhawks...  ...member of the Kansas Jayhawks. Enraged, Rayford lunged through the store's drive-thru window, goi...  ...odate a 6'3", 270-lb. lineman,...

http://www.neatorama.com/2009/06/14/go-directly-to-jail-4-brilliantly-bungled-crimes/