Cats look down upon us. Everything we do confirms their suspicions that we're incompetent.
Yes, that's a slice of pie in the background. It's one of the common symbols in Dan Piraro's cartoons. In this case, we're looking at the Pie of Opportunity. What is that? Dan explains:
Opportunity is like a piece of pie underfoot. We must watch for it, for if we do not see it, we may step in it and get sticky fruit and crust between our toes. If we search for it wisely, however, open to the possibility that it may be hiding anywhere, we may enjoy the delicious sweetness. But we must not jump hastily at found pie; what at first looks like a scrumptious dessert on the floor may actually be something the cat found under the house.
Activity to Improve Bizarro Awareness
Buy a pie and place a piece of it in the middle of the floor of your home or office. Once placed, do not move it, and opportunity will knock within 21 days. When an opportunity presents itself, eat the pie and share it with the person who brought the opportunity. Do not take "no" for an answer; both of you must finish the pie together or the opportunity will slip away.
This is a brilliant idea. I must implement it immediately.