Mountain Dew Flavored Cheetos

Like pork rinds and loneliness, Mountain Dew and Cheetos are two flavors that just naturally belong together. Frito Lay and PepsiCo have now joined forces to accelerate your journey of self-loathing. Frito Lay already markets its flagship product with Pepsi and strawberry flavors, so this seems like a natural progression.

Redditor jumblebutt says that they are technically edible:

They taste like sweet lemon lime chips. While they're not as gross as I expected, they certainly aren't enjoyable. It's a pretty weird taste.

When I first saw this image, I thought that it was a ramen cup. I would think that Mountain Dew Cheetos ramen would also be a marketable product.


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Look at the photo. See those big empty areas in the middle? That's tissue loss. Lots of tissue loss. When Terry Schaivo was finally allowed to die, they measured her brain, which had atrophied to I think 39 percent of it's original size. Even if these people can be reached, which I doubt, what does that mean? Are we keeping them alive for the "benefit" of their families, but they are suffering?
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Excellent. Being able to answer yes or no questions means a patient would be able to let others know their wishes about being kept on life support or allowed to die.

At least, some would be able to communicate their wishes--I'm sure that brains atrophied to different degrees and in different regions would prevent communication.
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