Girl Transforms Herself Into Drake Using Makeup

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“Disney Branding iron”

showing the Mickey Mouse head with the two round ears stylized as a kind of Trefoil. The “Disney Branding iron” is to be used on Tauntauns, Rancors, Banthas, Nerfs, Evoks and to all creatures of the STAR-WARS Universum to indicate that they now are owned by The Walt Disney Company...

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Ladie's fit, 2X

This is a martian mammography breast support table specially designed for three breasted mutant Mary from “Total Recall”...

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Ladie's fit size s

Cannonball smoothing table for perfectly round aerodynamic destruction.

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Time-out stool for toddler triplets.
The Love Bug, 2x, Charcoal
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It's an old fashioned "Cheater Seat". Used by 3 people who have a love interest partner on each side of themselves. They can hold hands with one person w/o the other person knowing about it at all. Unless, of course, the cheater seat is in a room with mirrors. Then you're just busted.
"Wanted - Dead and Alive" (Schrodinger's cat) by John Lucke Men's Large

It's the rare, hated, legendary "Irish Clover Stand" - also known as the "Irish Stood-up" - used as a replacement for the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow by Leprechauns who were a wee bit short of cash. It was used for centuries until paper IOUs (being much lighter and easier to carry) came into fashion...
"Wanted - Dead and Alive" by John Lucke men's large

It's the new and improved Tripe Strike Bowling Ball Stand - just put a rug underneath and it'll tie the whole room together. The Dude approves.

Thundera Battle Club, Ladies Fit M, please (:

Ye Olde Rock Band drum controller

You hit it, and sing, "Shout! Shout! Let it all out! These are things that I can do without! Come on! I'm talking to you! Come on!

The Four Shadows, t-shirt, small, black.

Pedicure footrest for the three toed sloth.
The Love Bug, 2x, Charcoal
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