Whoever came up with the idea that people are multilayered like onions was definitely on to something, but instead of an onion I'd say the average person is more like a Tootsie pop, with two layers at most.
Then I'd say about ten to twenty percent of the populace is like a candy apple covered in sprinkles with about four layers of depth, some of which may be crunchy, chunky or sickly sweet.
And then there's the three to five percent of the population which this Pie Comic describes to a "T", and they are the strangest bunch of people you'll ever meet- especially when they're having a hipster tree day!
-Via Geeks Are Sexy