Adults who make crank calls once in a while are just playing around, but an adult who uses five different phone lines to crank call pizza joints on a daily basis for three weeks straight is has a real problem with pizza!
The scraggly man in the photo above is Randy Riddle from Sebastian, Florida, and he has been convicted of crank calling several pizza parlors in his town to the point of felony harassment:
Over three weeks of watching Riddle, police say that Riddle placed numerous calls for pizza and then refused to pay, ordered pizza to fake addresses, or simply called the pizzerias to tell them their food sucked.
He allegedly used five different phone numbers to carry out his campaign of pizza terror and cost the restaurants at least $667.
While Riddle was doing all this, the 49-year-old also apparently made a number of harassing calls to the police department, city hall, and the Department of Health to complain about these same restaurants.
Now Randy isn't allowed to call pizza places anymore or his bail bond will be revoked and he will go straight to prison for one of the stupidest crimes of all time.
Where's the Noid when you need him?