Steps to survive on a dessert island: 1. check spelling 2. if correct, enjoy
— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) February 4, 2015
Twitter is full of jokes and frustrated comedians. It's also full of food mentions, since food is one of the most relatable things on the planet. No matter their differences, people across the globe can always level the communication playing field with the mention of a meal. These 37 tweets mix the two — food and funny — with great results.
How has the guy who makes Capri Sun straw openings not been up for a job performance review?
— Sammy Rhodes (@sammyrhodes) July 17, 2012
My refrigerator just walked to my bedroom, opened the door, stood there and stared at me for five minutes, then it closed the door and left.
— Chez McCorvey (@CelebrityChez) July 24, 2012
If the linked article had used embedded tweets I would have retweeted some of them, but I don't have time to search for them on twitter so it's not gonna happen.
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