Nation Successfully Completes Mother's Day By 9:18 A.M.

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The Onion News Network reports on Mothers Day festivities across the United States. The holiday was celebrated and completed by 9:18 this morning. All that’s left is the fading flowers in a “keepsake” vase. I think that’s some kind of record. But seven minutes of family togetherness beats what goes on the rest of the year. Thanks for giving Mom a memory that will last life time. Or at least until next week. -via Tastefully Offensive

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