I Need Cobra Boots Right Now

I can't find any information about these boots, or else I would be wearing a pair right now. They are cobra skin boots, and thus the greatest possible boots.

They should be used as the premise of a great action movie: The Man with the Cobra Boots. He doesn't carry a gun or a sword. He is armed with only his boots, which bite anyone who gets in his way.

The title role would, of course, go to Gilbert Gottfried. It's the role he was born to play.

-via Incredible Things


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