Swan Song by PES

Found one!

Better a horse tornado than a Sharknado!

I whole-heartedly love several of these. My wife and I are in Costa Rica, learning Spanish, and sometimes, you have to resort to things like these to make it. Also, point of fact: In Spanish, foot fingers is the exactly right way of saying toes.

Nut with a hat. Can't argue with that!

I read these to my husband, to see if he'd guess the word. He figured them all out until I got to "armpit support stick." He immediately came up with "deodorant." I guess context helps.

My Russian neighbor asks for a "Yo Yo" when needing a tape measure.

Funny. "Hand shoes" is literally correct in Dutch. "Handschoenen"

when my daughter was little she wanted to wear shorts but couldn't think of the word so she asked for 'short-sleeved pants'.

In French, toes are foot-fingers, a peninsula is 'almost island', roller coaster translates as 'Russian mountain'...There's a million of these, and I can't think of anymore, lol!

They're both saying it wrong. It's measuring tape.