Nothing feels so right, and yet so wrong, as being the center of someone's universe. Tell someone you love that they are your orbital center with the Ptolemeic Watch from the NeatoShop. This stylish watch features the Sun as the minute hand and the Moon as the hour hand. Both hands revolve around the Earth. Being outdated and old fashioned has never looked so good.
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