Colorful Ice Fort - Neatorama

Taking advantage of the icebox conditions in Ontario, redditor UnspeakableFilth froze blocks of colored water for four weeks straight to build this ice fort. It looks especially nice lit up at night.

Commenter ImpressiveDoggerel thought he'd do an end-run with all the puns so the comment thread wouldn't be spread out with so many puns.

You did an ice job! That was pretty cool! Now you have a place to chill out! Snow one thought you cold ever do it; they thought you didn't have a snowball's chance in hell! Now that you're finished with this flurry of activity, I think that freeze up a lot of time for you to do new projects! And remember it doesn't matter if you winter if you lose, it just matters that you had fun! Fort-unately you took pictures so this moment will be frozen in time forever! Cubetter believe you did a great job!

Didn't help much -it just forced other commenters to stretch a little for more puns. See 22 pictures of the fort and the building process at imgur. -via Boing Boing

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Somehow I doubt that was a "mistake"...

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I doubt that's real at all.

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nice and supple.... hehehehehehehe

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@BellPepper- that made me lol.

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Definitely intentional. Play more Trivial Pursuit, and you'll see questions worded like this all the time.

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Dobalina is quite right. There is no mistake here. Just good old double entendre.

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I'm sure this was intentional.

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I recall seeing (somewhere on the interwebs) a piece of Potter story, with the 'd' in wand substituted by 'g'. It made for very amusing reading!

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Maybe I just have a dirty, dirty mind, but I can't think of what the "correct" answer could be. Hedwig? Surely not, Wand? Nah, I mean, all the gals at Hogwarts had their own wand, right? so that's not it. Come on, someone help me!

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I was thinking his broomstick, but that has got to be longer than 11 inches...

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Harry's 11 inch pianist was cut out of the books for the movies; I can't believe they cut out all those dank bar scenes, it really changed the flavor of the story.

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As a kid about 8-10 years old, I remember one of my friends discovering a Trivial Pursuit card with the following question: "A man with diphallic terata has two what?" The answer made us giggle endlessly. And I still remember the term 25 years later!

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@ Gary B - it was a classic on bash.org
http://bash.org/?111338

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@Craig - I had a guess (and was right) but googled it anyway, and it seems you're not the only one that it left a big impression on.

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If it gets too well traveled with the girls it may end up with Hogwarts.

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