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I believe it is a vapourizer coil for a mini lamp to vapourize medicine.
Schrondinger Bet 2 XL
Craig Clayton

Is it an egg separator?

Maybe it is a super serious egg separator?
When Worlds Collide - 2xl

I'm thinking egg separator
Wizard of Oz, The Short Version L

Incense stand for curled incense, so the ash falls down below and it holds the incense where it can get the best airflow.

eccentric balls scratcher

egg candler
"The Dogfather" XL

It's a hypnotizing monocle. Only about halfway effective though, except it tended to work well on many pirates.

Inkwell with integral quill holder.

Surprise me: men's medium

It's an ice cube warmer with attached run-off collector
Pixelate - XL

looks like it might be a check valve of sorts, missing the ball.

It's a neon electrode housing. It is mounted into a hole in a (usually) metal sign. The neon is mounted to the face and the electrode protrudes into this housing making an electrical connection to the neon transformer.
Neatoramabot T-Shirt, M, Ash Grey

Orgone Accumulator

hes right its a model or class 300 glass housing for wet locations

Tofui beat me to it. >_<

The "One Cup At A Time" moonshine still.
(Good to the last drop) ;)

Schrodinger's Bet
Large
Chocolate

A battery or power terminal, the spring touches a contact and the nut is to connect a wire to

Oh, and Hip-Hip-Array L

Mosquito coil catcher!

Expectorant Separator

PB Jellyfish, L, Serene Green

Where you heat a glass container and prove whether frogs jump out when submerged in hot water or not (or which gets burnt first, the frog or your hand)

Schrodinger's Cat: it's a trap, medium, ladies' fit

It's an egg yolk seperator, you break the egg, drop it in the coil part, and it holds the yolk while the whites go in the part below.

Diamonds are forever- XL

It looks like a device for preparing absinthe in a bar... Put the whole thing on a glass of absinthe, place the burning sugar cube in the coil, and pour the ice water over it into the glass below. Pirate Bear M!

Put coffee grounds and a filter in the top (or tea leaves if you prefer) and a cup in the base, and it's time to awaken!

Be careful mens black large

Looks like a flask warmer - coils hold the bottom of a round-bottomed flask, with place for wicked lamp below.

steampunk goggles

It's an old fashion egg separator.

Brainier-Than-The-Average-Bear
Medium

It's an insulated ground connnection for an old motorized axle... likely part of a grain mill, where static electricity could be explosive. The glass insulator works as a bushing, where it can ride on the axle... and the coiled spring maintains contact to the end of the axle for electrical connection. A copper ground line is connected to the nut at the top. I made this up, but it works in my head...

Mosaic Skull, Dark Chocolate, 2XL

A vintage Edwardian ocular-orb-extractor for use by barbers and physicks for the removal of the eye. This was not done, as one might suppose, for medical necessity, but for aesthetic reasons associated with contemporary fashion trends. The removal of the ocular orb allowed sirs and madams genuine need for a stylish ocular patch. The patches were very in-vogue, but there was disdain for any person donning one for mere stylistic reasons. If one was to sport such eye accessories and be acceptable for refined society, they would necessarily need to extract one, if not both eyes, like a sir.

Metal Neatorama, Black, XL

Don't even ask. Just put it back before Christian notices it's missing.

To my knowledge it's an egg yolk seperator; yolk remains in the coil while the whites run below...

It's an oak table top with some weird and obscure thingy sitting
on it.

Inside every older person. xl

Egg candler for checking eggs. Ladies size large.

This is Trapper John and Hawkeye's travel still.

glass housing for neon electrode terminal. Battle Damage T-shirt (men's large)

An old bunsin burner
Schrodinger's Cat: it's a trap XL

It's a relationship strainer... any time you hear someone say "Our relationship is a bit strained." it's because of this thing!

Hippocrates S

Its a Neon spring socket.

Neon tubes are fragile and must be fastened to a sign face. You insert the ends into the sign so they are not visible. Once inside, they are greeted by the copper spring.

Sign Tech here.

Blinded Me with Science in Medium please.

It is a part of a WAF "Woman's Acceptance Factor" determination set:
It comprises 10 more or less technically looking items of different size and uselessness to be placed by a man in the living room. There are two values to be determined, the number of items required for the first comment (to remove this stuff), and the number of items required to to get into an argument lasting at least 10 minutes...

The average value may indicate how many strange technical devices a wife may accept in the future such as Computers, PS3, beamers or the like

Fuel vs. wallet ladie's fit in M... (in the suggested colour)