Overworked First Grader Wrote a Letter to Senator

Alex

First grade is tough. No more story circle. No more nap time.

Six-year-old Sophie Mullins, a first grade student at Gauley River Elementary in Craigsville, West Virginia, thought that she and her classmates were being overworked, so she did what any aggrieved constituent would do: she wrote a letter to her State Senator Joe Manchin.

Sophie got the idea from her father, who suggested that she wrote her State Senator with her grievances. "She'd say, 'Daddy, there's so much work to do, all we do is work,' and he said, 'Well, you need to write your congressman,' " Sophie's mother Sarah Mullins told WSAZ.

"Dear Sir," the young Ms. Mullins wrote, "All we do is work, work, work. I need a break. Can you please help?"

Manchin, ever concerned about his constitutents' well being, picked up the phone and called Sophie at school:

"You're working all the time, aren't you?" asked Manchin in the videotaped call that his office posted on YouTube. "So what I'm doing is, see, I'm giving you a break right now. I wanted you to take a little bit of time off since you worked so hard."

"If you work hard, it's going to pay off," Manchin said, urging her to "keep working hard on your studies so you get smarter so you can help us."

The call only lasted a few minutes, but Sophie's mother told WSAZ that it was important to Sophie, who said "Yes, I wrote a letter and talked to people, and the senator listened to me."

See? Calling your representative works! Though I hate to tell ya, kid, get used to it: work doesn't get any better when you're grown up.

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Humans were always capable of rationality; mystery solved. No, no, I know, they worshiped these devices, err. they used them to try to contact the Gods. Erm What else can I suppose that diminishes the intellect of every generation that ever came before this one? Oh I know, Aliens!
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@Miiike Yeah people will believe anything. But if you're going to try and dispute something maybe you should use better evidence than a "behind the scenes" article where the skeptic admits to getting ALL of their information from second and third hand sources. And didn't have the foresight to know that bamboo is grass and therefor doesn't have tree rings.
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Hopefully these mysteries are bit more difficult to solve than the Bouvet Island boat mystery. It took about an hour doing web searches and a trip to the library down the street to solve that one. Not that I'm bragging (ok, I'm absolutely bragging).
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Am I imagining things, or was that Crack'd article more profuse in its vulgarity than normal? Maybe I just wasn't expecting it, but wow.
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Those stone balls in Costa Rica are natural concretions. They form underground then are exposed by the surrounding substrate eroding away. You can see the same process in action with the Muraki boulders in New Zealand - the spherical boulders are revealed as the sea washes the sandy soil away
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While not all of these mysteries have been conclusively solved, most have at least a couple plausible explanations. Because, y'know... most things ultimately do. At least four of these have episodes on the Skeptoid podcast dedicated to them. (Voynich Manuscript, Antikythera Mechanism, Baigong Pipes, The Bloop.) Probably worth a listen whether you agree with the show or not.

Anyway, I don't think these phenomena need to be inexplicable to be incredibly cool. They're still intriguing, beautiful, and bizarre.
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