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First there was Cars, then Cars II, and then Planes, which Disney did without Pixar Studios, although the influence is obvious. What's to stop them from taking this concept to the next level? After all, there's a new crop of children to watch them every few years, and they all want to buy the toys associated with the latest film. Next, we will have cute anthropomorphic motorcycles, skateboards, and aircraft carriers with the same basic plot, with a crop of new toys and opportunities for product placement! Contains some NSFW language. This video also illustrates the common suspicion that yes men, bean counters, consultants, and board members never had a childhood. -via Viral Viral Videos

Nailed it so hard it hurts.

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Here's your plot: Jib's father is sunk by and evil speedboat and Jib has been trying to win a race to redeem his father's memory. After losing so many times he decides to move to the Bermuda Triangle to live like a hermit. There he discovers his Great Grandfather Ghostship who teaches him how to use his sails. Jib enters a big round the world race and the speedboats run out of gas letting Jib sail to victory. Jib wins enough money to hire someone to raise his Dad from the depths and they sail happily ever after.

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Pirate BOATS. Pirates of the Caribbean tie in.. More money. MORE. MONEY.

They'll probably just wait a couple years till this little comedy skit is mostly forgotten then go for it.

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Yes, because white men are nasty and evil and women have no choice (cos they're scared little girls with no voice and no choice).

Racist, misandrist bullshit.

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