How to Pipe Like a Pirate with Jack Sparrow

I need this!

a toaster you shove into the wall, what could possibly go wrong

You have to wonder how many houses burned down before these went out of style.

This would make the roaches so happy though.

I'd like this along with one of those table top juke boxes that you could find at some diners. You'd put in a dime or a quarter and then flip through the pages of song choices that would play at your table. There used to be so many of them and then one day they were gone. I've never seen them in antique shops or on line. I wonder where they went?

I have been looking at infrared camera used to analyze heat loss due to insulation or poor construction. I wonder if (while off) this would be a leaking heat if connected to an external wall.