One of the most popular articles of the day is a guide to using commas from Business Insider. The rules are pretty down-to-earth, and the mood is lightened by the duck in most of the examples. But there are always people who will disagree, or at least make a joke out of them. Some of the responses from Fark:
Thirteen rules for using commas without looking, like an idiot.
I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God.
So, when you see a duck you are to use commas?
No, one should treat rule #9 as an absolute.