Protip: Don't Butt Dial the Cops While Breaking Into a Car

Alex

Rule one of stealing a car is: never let your cell phone butt-dial the cops. Here's what happened when a pair of hapless criminals's butt-dialing helped the cops crack the case:

The two would be crooks were about to break into a car in Fresno, California when one of the men called 911 from his phone in his pocket.

Nathan Teklemariam and Carson Rinehart were about to break into a car when they dialed 911. The dispatcher answered and heard a conversation. Here's some of what he heard:

"I just want to smoke weed so bad right now" and "give me the bolt and give me the hammer just in case," all before hearing glass breaking in the background. [..]

as the officer searched the car, he found property lifted from the vehicle. That's when the officer finally let them in on their mistake.

"We really called 911?" one of the suspects said. "Damn."

Link - via HuffPo (Photo: DenisNata/Shutterstock)


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All it's doing is minimizing its surface area. Even non-living things can do that (think of a droplet of oil immersed in water).

They do bring up the point that people refer to "intelligent materials", but I think the study does more to show the ridiculousness of that label rather than the actual intelligence of the slime mold. "Smart materials" or "responsive materials" would perhaps be better.
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Plants can re-orient themselves to get more sunlight too, but I wouldn't call that intelligence. Putting the slime mold in a maze seems misleading.
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Silliness.
If a plant is placed in the same maze, with nutrients at one end, it would be intelligent? Its roots would fill out the same maze, and in the end, the root that finds the nutrients would grow the strongest. Same result.

Am I missing something?
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It didn't solve the maze, it just expanded to every possible pathway. If it had gone straight from one end to the other, that would've been intelligence, possibly.
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All it did was pull back the parts of it that weren't most connected to the nutrient sources, to which it was apparently connected at the start and end of maze. Now, if it had grown from one end to the end to get the nutrients, that'd be impressive.
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I agree with commenters. Also, did it 'pull back' from non-nutrient paths, or did the cells in that chain just die off from not being fed?

In any case, it's just doing it's thing, growing toward a food source. If you consider that intelligent, then we must consider a whole bunch of things 'intelligent', like DNA and virii, various internal organs, all types of plants and stuff.

Putting something in a maze is a poor test for this kind of thing, i think. Why do so many 'scientists' think maze=smart? bah!

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Slime molds are freaking awesome. I had one in my back yard about a year ago and it was just fascinating. If I would have encountered one of those in my experiment-on-everything-you-can-find-in-the-back-yard preteen years, I would have had days of fun with that thing. If you haven't already, look up slime molds on wikipedia.
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Slime molds are fascinating. I had one in my back yard about a year ago. I had to throw it out because I was afraid the dogs would eat it, but if I found one as a kid I would have had days of fun experimenting with it.
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