If you have to go, then go out in style. You wouldn't want to be known as the guy taken out by a house brand guillotine purchased at Kmart. You deserve a pricier, ritzier means of execution: the Chanel Guillotine. Artist Tom Sachs built this sculpture, which he also named Breakfast Nook for reasons unfathomable to me.
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