Whiskey Toothpaste

From a lost, golden age of dental care comes this ad, found in a 1961 issue of House and Garden. Now it is gone. I am reminded of the words of Babylon 5's  Ambassador Londo Mollari when he was asked what he most wanted:

Do you really want to know what I want? Do you really want to know the truth? I want my people to reclaim their rightful place in the galaxy. I want to see the Centauri stretch forth their hand again and command the stars. I want a rebirth of glory, a renaissance of power! I want to stop running through my life like a man late for an appointment, afraid to look back or look forward. I want us to be what we used to be! I want. I want it all back the way it was. Does that answer your question?

I want whiskey toothpaste.

Link (NSFW URL) -via Glenn Reynolds


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A video would sure be nice... I would imagine it'll show up on YouTube before too long. I've wanted to try it since I saw it on MythBusters! And yeah, it's only a waste if you enjoy diet soda. Otherwise, who are we to say what money should be spent on? I bet the kids loved it and will be talking about it for years.
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It's things like this that makes having a world record so meaningless. So whoopie if you have a world record. Now you are in the ranks of longest on a pogo stick in water and furthest eye popping ability.
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