Duke, a Labrador Retriever, is gonna get it for sure! When I was a kid, nothing was worse than getting sent home by the principal. And that's what happened to him. During the day, Duke routinely escaped his yard and hung out at a nearby school. The letter from the principal read in part:
The other thing that is a worry is that he wants to play with the students when they are in their PE class. He disrupts activities and distracts the kids who might have lacross sticks or hockey sticks in use; or simply be running and getting tripped up for him.
You can read the full text of what redditor goldenduke calls "the ultimate in dog shaming" at the link.