Dude, I don't know who told you that combining Marty's truck with a DeLorean would replace the need for a Flux Capacitor, but they were lying to you. Unless you can get a hold of a Flux Capacitor and rev that bad boy up to 88 miles per hour, that thing is just an ugly freak of the car world.
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With the "67" thing I think he's trying to suggest that people in the UK will talk a load of (to foreigners) incomprehensible bollocks, then conclude with "and Bob's your uncle" as if that makes everything hunky-dory. He forgets that the whole phrase is "Bob's your uncle, Fanny's your aunt", and that "fanny" in the UK means something entirely different than it does in the US (as a kid, when I first heard the phrase, "sit on your big, fat fanny", I nearly died of shock and laughter).
As for "Texan English": shoot 'em, and when you can't shoot 'em, hang 'em, then hang 'em again and when you can't hang 'em or otherwise pretend to have a criminal justice system worthy of the name, and you've already tried to sue them for messin with Texas, claim "Houston" was the first word said on the moon, all the while not knowing that it actually refers to this place:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Houston,_Renfrewshire