Chuck E. Cheese, beloved icon of animatronic rock band pizzatainment, has been killed and replaced with the ratty little rocker you see before you.
Childhood is now dead and rolling in it's little plastic coffin, and token flavored pizza will never taste the same again.
How are they going to make a mascot costume for this guy, are they gonna throw a ratty head on some hairy scenester who doesn't get enough sun?
Or are they just going to beam him into the establishments via hologram? Maybe he's starting a new band with Tupac...