I don't think we can emphasize this enough people. 9-1-1 is not where you call to complain about your restaurant experience (unless, maybe, it involves drugs, bomb threats, fires or some other, real, issue). If you don't like your Skyline Chili or your McDonald's, remember to call 9-1-2 or you might just get charged with disorderly conduct like the man involved in the Skyline incident.
Link Via The Consumerist
@iron-hands, 912 is actually the area code for Savannah, GA so I am guessing that this would not actually work.
@Bearman, truth.