The Bug-Zapping Light Saber

Simple comment as a brit, this is total rubbish, sorry garbage.

Wonderful silliness -- love it!

As soon as I saw Roundellos, I know we were having a bit of fun :)

I failed. It took me until "Leg Sleeves" to realize it had all gone pear-shaped. :P

A well-played poke at British linguistic sensibilities.

Autumn approached as the Postlord walked the footroad past some children eating Rupert’s fingers, Roundellos and salty harrumph’s while playing the battle of gridlington; the Postlord thought of what he would eat that night, Bunglespleen and Her majesty’s sugar Barnet, while looking for a cottage and wishing he had worn his leg sleeves as he corrected the postal code of a letter.

I got the joke, but I figured I could still have fun with it... even with bad grammar.

Try asking for Swede or Aubergine in the grocery store. [rutabaga and eggplant]

I got to Roundellos too, before realising. But how much more fun would it be to wear leg sleeves instead of trousers and to eat bunglespleen!

I'm afraid to ask what cottage cheese is...