FEDEX: (very disapproving look) I can’t send this to a random house.
FEDEX: I can’t send this to a random house. You need an address.
Now MAUREEN gets it. She can barely believe this wonderful thing is happening, but she gets it.
MAUREEN: Oh! No, no. It’s a publisher.
FEDEX: Yeah, but I can’t send it.
FEDEX: I can’t send to a random house.
The rest of the exchange, which she swears is real, reads like a modern remake of the Abbot & Costello routine known as Who's On First. Link -via Breakfast Links
(Image credit: Flickr user Dan McKay)