"You can spend $45 to go see Nickelback this week. Or you could buy 45 hammers from the dollar store ..."

Nickelback is playing at the Idaho Center, and Josh Gross of Boise Weekly was tasked to write abuot the event. This is what he wrote:

You can spend $45 to go see Nickelback this week.

Or you could buy 45 hammers from the dollar store, hang them from the ceiling at eye level and spend an evening banging the demons out of your dome.

That $45 would also buy you a lot of pickles, which have more fans on Facebook than the band. It would also buy you an introduction to rock guitar video course that would allow you to surpass the band's skill level in five hours or less.

Heh! Link - via Laughing Squid 

You know a good thing about Nickeback? Once you've heard one of their songs, you've heard 'em all!


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