Security Lock for Your Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream
It's DEFCON 1 at the NeatoPlex whenever someone accesses my Chunky Monkey without prior written authorization, so this couldn't have come at a better time: the "Euphori-Lock" device that secures your pint of ice cream.
So there's no uncertainty, the ice cream lock says: I'm terribly sorry, but there is no "u" in "my pint".
