Howdy, Neatoramanauts! Our pals over at Hasbro sent us this nifty Battleship box and you know what this means: let's play The Mystery Box game!

As many people already know the content of the box (a bit of Googling will yield the answer), we will only be awarding prizes to the funniest and most imaginative guesses.

Here are the contest rules:

1. Guess the funniest and wildest thing you can imagine is inside the Battleship Mystery Box - one item guess per comment, please.
2. With each comment, please enter a NeatoShop item you'd fancy (anything in stock, $25 or less). May we suggest the Cthulhu Bottle Opener or things from the Funny T-shirt, Gifts for Geeks and Zombie Shop?
3 . You can enter as many guesses as you'd like, but they have to be in separate comments.
4. Incomplete entries forfeits the prize.

Funniest guesses will win a random assortment of items inside the Mystery Box and NeatoShop items (one per winner). Good luck!