Now *that* is a folding table! Architectural designer Robert Van Embricqs
created this clever piece called Rising Table, which is made
from a single piece of wood: Link
- via Tuvie
Neat piece of art, but a stupid piece of furniture. It has a big dip in the middle and lots of thin holes everywhere else. You have to lay another tabletop on top of this just so you can put stuff on it.
Yes, it's pretty cool, but not functional. The funny thing about saying it's made from a single piece of wood is that you could say that about anything piece or pieces of furniture made from the same tree. After all, the "single piece of wood" did get sawn at some point - unless those are really flexible legs.
The table can be functional. While there is the big dip in the middle and the holes, a person could put a piece of plate glass on the top to solve the issue. You can still see the design of the table through the glass and have the functionality of a normal table.
It's a Reverence Shaver 1. Insert arm 2. Have a friend grasp the handles and turn 3. Hang your head while your (now former) friend teases you for agreeing to something so ridiculous.
King kong's pencil sharpener. Can be seen in the take out scenes of th " ultimate director's collector cut super limited Dolby 7.3 4XHD DEEPBLUERAY platinum-mammoth-ivory case box...
This is an ancient jar opener, the opening is tapered so you press down to get a good grip, then use the handles to twist off the top. No need to bang it against the counter!
This is the yoke that garden gnomes use to hitch up their guinea pigs when plowing their gardens. This is a single yoke for smaller garden patches; double yokes also exist.
That's a "Pirate Pete's Leg Pointer". Used exclusively at Pirate Pete's custom shops. Remember mateys..."Come to Pirate Pete's, where the prices can't be beat, and you don't have to have two feets".....Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
To continue the pirate thread - it's a pirate peg leg tightener used to securely fasten the prosthesis. When the pirate grunted "arrrgh" it was fastened tight enough.
Safety coconut opener, place coconut in the middle, tell a friend t hold the coconut opener at the grips and usa a mallet to drive the chisel into the nut.. your fingers are safe and no shivers are flying around...
Other pirates always making off with your hard earned booty? Can't always dock in a safe harbor? Jolly Roger Productions has the answer!! Get the new Pirate Club Rudder Wheel Lock! Made exclusively for us by the makers of The Club for autocarriages. It is made of fine Honduran mahogany and equipped with a Cuban steel knock-in locking mechanism. Simply attach to your's ships wheel, and extend the pins to the deck. Free rum with each purchase.
That is Capt. Hooks peg-leg refinisher. Out on the sea, salt water does a number on wooden legs. Splinters abound and this handy device shaves just the right amount of wood off to put pep back in his step.
Someone thought it would be cute to try circumcising a giraffe and this was the tool they produced. Needless to say, giraffes can trample you as well as bulls. Thus ended the tale of Short Willy Wanka's Traveling Snippet Shop & Herbal Remedies (mostly seen by traveling circuses).
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The funny thing about saying it's made from a single piece of wood is that you could say that about anything piece or pieces of furniture made from the same tree. After all, the "single piece of wood" did get sawn at some point - unless those are really flexible legs.
I heart robots, XXXL.
1. Insert arm
2. Have a friend grasp the handles and turn
3. Hang your head while your (now former) friend teases you for agreeing to something so ridiculous.
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