I Was Told There Would Be No Math - Neatorama

The correct answer is "An African or a European swallow?" Or, for partial credit, "blue".

Pencils down.

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@misssunshine Well, you have to know these things when you're a Neatorama blogger you know.

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...and the next morning Pinocchio wakes up and immediately the first thing he says to Geppetto is "My nose is growing now."

What would happen?

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How do know so much about swallows?

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Miss Cellania: It's a paradox. That's why it's funny. It can't be "B" and "A" at the same time as they are 2 different values. You gotta pick one. If it's "B", then it's 50%, which makes it not 25%....get it? Paradox.

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Logical has the best explanation, I think.

It's always interesting to see explanations from people who don't understand, trying to justify their answers though.

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"Cyclops"? But it has 3 eyes. "Tricyclops"!

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That's crazy. It's like the cat with two mouths and four eyes. Two of the eyes joined into a third eye in the middle. Kind of like the flounder fish's eyes migrating to one side. This pig kind of looks like the cyclops from Krull.

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Chinese pollution at its best.

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Proving once and for all that all the "lead hysteria" involving China is soooooo overblown.

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If you put it under your arm and squeeze it real hard it will go weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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@ Jimbo

What?! :o

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I wonder whether it's China's pollution (which is undoubted) or just because China's so large that there's a larger pool of event from which to draw weird examples.

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It's not really a cycopic pig; it's a dicephalic pig with two faces sharing a single cranium and brain. It probably won't live very long no matter what the farmer does.

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