This 1980s PSA from the lovable Star Wars droids is so hilariously nonsensical that it almost works. Artoo could conceivably smoke all he likes, though I don't know why he'd bother, but he won't--for the children. Love it. I think a reprisal is in order, though, because "You don't want to sell me death sticks, " and "You want to go home and rethink your life," would be much more effective. Assuming the Jedi Mind Trick works via television.
