While many sites are posting about wonderful, selfless mothers that make you feel inadequate on Mothers Day, here's a list that will make you or your mom feel like a saint in comparison! Pop culture has moms that eat their young -sometimes literally. First on the list: Mom, from Futurama.
Link -Thanks, Susana!
She has three sons, and she knows the father of one of them for certain. But she smacks them around and insults them on a fairly regular basis. Though they’re all pretty stupid and infatuated with her that they don’t seem to notice they’re being physically and emotionally abused. And ripped off — Mom owns 99.7 percent of MOMCORP while the other .3 percent is evenly distributed among the three of them. But like I said, they probably have no idea. Is it abuse if they don’t notice? If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound? Exactly. (Mom said that’s how it works.)
Link -Thanks, Susana!
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But I get a snicker out of anything that pokes fun at the over-sentimentalization of moms, and Mom fron "Futurama" is one of the greatest anti-moms of fiction.
A very, very early prototype developed back in the 12th century.
"Hark, yon fair maiden! We shalt returneth soon and abscond with thy personage!"
June 25th, 2009 at 7:54 am
It’s an early prototype of “Mr. Microphone”.
A very, very early prototype developed back in the 12th century.
“Hark, yon fair maiden! We shalt returneth soon and abscond with thy personage!”[/quote]
Hilarious.
I think that Chris P has the answer.
Not funny or dirty but possibly correct.
k thx bai
To mash fruit and such through a cone shaped strainer.
Hmmm, yes. Some may call it torture!
Of course, for full effect, use while listening to Lovely Lovely Ludwig.
(Gosh I hope one of you nerds gets that reference.)
used to use something Similar for making red chile... but this one isn't quite as comfortable looking.
1. Wine stopper
2. Plum Bob
3. Pipe deburrer
Amor y paz.
I say one-size-fits-all-cork
I just know I've seen one of these...
just... can't... remember...
Might be for winding iron wire around to make spiral cones of wire.
just don't know what theyre used for.
Allthough I somehow half remember it had to do with making cloth, or spinning wool or something...
hrm.
can't wait for the answer!
No prize this time? Can't you just send me something...anything? A pencil? A half-eaten hotdog?