Hello?

I felt like I had to comment on this but I didn't know what to say. Then it came to me. He was literally trying to Chlorinate the Gene Pool

Should've used Waze.

I don't trust on-line maps too much. I use them as general guides, but my human senses have the last say. When I make a trip, I will look at two or even three different map sites, and take notes. Sometimes Google Maps suggests a ridiculous Sally-Go-Round-the-Rosebush route while my eyes note a simpler and more logical way.

It's nice to know that when high tech lets us down, we can count on Log.

Yep, blame technology for your bad decisions.