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Tongue Wrestle Mania: The Art and Science of French Kissing

If you want to give a kiss to impress for Valentines Day, you should brush up on what you think you know and what you don't know about French kissing. Above all, you don't want to be one of the types of kissers guaranteed to be a turn-off.
The Saint Bernard–someone who slobbers way too much, leaving their partner’s face looking like a microwaved glazed donut.

The Wrecking Ball–someone who lunges in so hard they clank their teeth against the other person’s, breaking more than the moment and possibly leaving their partner with the smile of a hockey player.

The Meat Grinder–someone who forgets (or doesn’t care) that they have braces and like a Saw film proceeds to attack their partner’s tongue and lips with their cheese grater grill.

Vlad the Impaler–someone who repeatedly shoves their Gene Simmons-sized tongue down their partner’s throat, testing their gag reflex.

Oh, there are more, which you'll find at Geeks Are Sexy. Link

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