Asking People if They Have Seen Themselves

Um, is it just me or does he mostly talk to people that seem to have english as a second language? Then he runs his words together making it difficult to hear. Startle someone, confuse them with a stupid question then laugh at their response. Or maybe it's just not my cup of tea. Who knows.

Calling a wireless phone earpiece a "Bluetooth" is like referring to every mouse as a "USB."

Something kind of like that happened to me a few years back. My husband and I were supposed to be meeting my parents at a restaurant, and when we arrived we described them to the host " A short lady with long red curly hair and a tall guy with a beard" and the host looked us kind of confused and then I realized that we,too, were a "a short lady with long curly red hair and a tall guy with a beard". We look very little like my parents, but that particular description totally fit us both.

AHHAHAHA!

hardee-har.
I suppose you'd think- Well, can't be me so must be someone else...