It's time for another round of the Name That Weird Invention! contest. Steven M. Johnson comes up with all sorts of wacky inventions in his weekly Museum of Possibilities posts. Can you come up with a name for this one? The commenter suggesting the funniest and wittiest name win a free T-shirt from the NeatoShop.
Contest rules: one entry per comment, though you can enter as many as you'd like. Please make a selection of the T-shirt you want (may we suggest the Science T-shirt, Funny T-shirt, and Artist-designed T-shirt categories?) alongside your entry. If you don't select a shirt, then you forfeit the prize. Have fun!
Update: Congratulations to Gauldar, who came up with The Hygenie 2000, and to haricotvert who named this item the Roto-Toother! Both win t-shirts from the NeatoShop.
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But of course roid-shrinkage is a well known fact.
We know the amount of photoshop that goes into female swimsuit model pictures, I can only imagine what they make bigger or smaller in a mans swimsuit picture.
Also, bodybuilders are pictured in a way to enhance their muscles and nothing else, whereas pantymodels are supposed to make the underwear look good; and you need "fullness" (artificial or not) to get that.
Unfortunately, the ones we're forced to see are roided out freaks, who DO get serious shrinkage. I assure you the strongmen types do not have that problem.
Even when it's obviously tongue-in-cheek, it's tiresome. This one had a few people fooled, and it's not really all that funny. Steroids shrink things - we know that.
Maybe you need a disclaimer to show people "this is not real" before Neatorama has as much credibility as the Onion.
Fake/ a joke
or
the "Emeritus Professor Sam Shuster" is a closeted gay man.
No other possibilities
Miss C.: If you want anyone to take you seriously in the future, stop posting fake articles.
Neatorama: If you want anyone to take you seriously in the future, you should double check anything Miss C. posts.